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Queen Victoria used a tincture of marijuana to...
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We ARE amused. Certainly.
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I never have New Year's Eve Plans
This is a problem that must be remedied.
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Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands
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The XX Blog enthusiasts who thought wearing a keffiyeha was awesome.
Passion Pit Bros vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.
Fleet Foxes Hopelessly patchy beard growers.
TV On The Radio Politically-correct...
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Thinking about the Sims too much fucks with my...
It’s so easy to control them; so easy to make them fall in love with one another and get exactly what they want, because they tell me what they want. I get to be God and I get to have this plan and see things that they don’t. I like that.
In the past four hours my little sim family has moved in to their own house, gotten married and had a baby. The wife is a sous-chef; the husband is...
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The Battle of Pelennor Fields made entirely out of... →
I want to shake this man’s hand, but it is probably sticky.
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An Open Letter to Russell T. Davies (/Why the End...
Extreme Doctor Who Spoilers to follow.
So, Russell. I know that you have the potential to write some really wonderful stories. Children of Earth was completely astounding, the first season of Doctor Who was solid, as were most of the endings and beginnings of each subsequent season. I adored Casanova, and I’ve heard really good things about Queer as Folk. On more than one occasion you have made...
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aHAH! THAT'S what I've been doing wrong all this...
Guy: I'm a cute gay guy at NYU. I'm doing just fine, darling!
Girl: I'm a straight girl at NYU. I go through a lot of vibrators.
--Starbucks, Washington Square
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Things I don't realize that I miss about home...
#236: the brand of toilet paper my parents buy.
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Hotes: Because every working girl needs a purse
There was some kind of dust of my laptop screen that made the word “note” on someone’s tumblr post look like a “hote.”
I don’t know why but that conjured this image in my head of a ho tote bag.
Hotes.
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Hey Tumblr
I don’t understand why my last three posts didn’t show up on my actual tumblr, only on my feed. This distresses me.
A FORMSPRING IF YOU PLEASE
Edit: Oh hey they’re back? Nevermind.
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A FORMSPRING FINALLY
HUZZAH
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Aaaaand I am sad again!
But it’s okay! Because I bought myself (/whined about spending money in front of my dad who paid for) a copy of the Sims 3, and it’s going to be great, and what I will do is I will MAKE myself an awesome sim dude and that’ll help me cope.
I should name him. What should I name him?
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I can't decide what I want for Christmas more
to get over it or to get “it” back.
Or, on the other hand, to not feel the need to bitch about it on tumblr so much anymore.
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Why I can't just sit down and enjoy that fucking... →
THANK YOU. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR FOREVER.
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Re-blog & bold which month you are :)
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make...
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