February 2010
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2010
“Kate Beckinsale or Molly McAleer or Maggie is the darker, more intensive brew....”
– I love it when people write about me on ThisRecording like I’m a real person. (via molls) This eerily applies to me. Ennh.
Jan 31st
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WatchWatch
Madam Speaker, I’d like to introduce something to the floor. It’s called, “your panties.”
Jan 31st
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Robot thinks people taste like "bacon" →
victoriaisamess: “When a reporter’s hand was placed against the robot’s taste sensor, it was identified as prosciutto. A cameraman was mistaken for bacon.” Oh no. This is how it starts. Soon they will be harvesting us for our tasty, tasty flesh.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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OMG I AM SO POPULAR.
Things I could do tonight: 1. Hang out with my cleftos friends at this bar on Bleeker. 2. Hang out with my freshman dorm friends at this apartment party near Bedford. 3. Go to this other party like two blocks away, where there will finger-painting. WHAT DO I DOOOOO THEY ALL SOUND SO MAGICAL (Actually I’ll prolly end up going to Brooklyn, just because the cover’s only $5 and I...
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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“I swear, this guy is one scotch away from being Ron Burgundy.”
– Jon Stewart, on Chris Matthew’s faulty (racist) memory
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Now that Salinger is dead, they might try to make...
Shit.
Jan 29th
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my favorite tea
It has catnip in it. i’m drinking it right mrow. BaDUM PSH.
Jan 28th
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HEY TUMBLR
how do you edit questions! the typos, they tear at my eyes! not it! if! iiiiiif!
Jan 28th
drewlawton asked: It's just the audiobook. I think what you're talking about his "The People Speak."

http://prettyproblematic.tumblr.com/post/355442917/so-i-just-did-this-i-signed-up-for-their-monthly
Jan 28th
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“I forgot he was black tonight, for an hour.”
– Chris Matthews, MSNBC. Oh Chris. No. (via dailyhuff) WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????? (via afghanibanani) Jesus fucking Christ. (via inothernews) Fuck, I’m going to be pissed if this little racist quote upstages the speech in media coverage. (via absurdlakefront) Head asplode. (via...
Jan 28th
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They should make an alternate Inglorious Basterds...
prettyproblematic: Filed under: Thoughts I have while listening to, A People’s History of the United States. Comments: 1. Awesome. 2. Where did you get a recording of a People’s History of the United States? I love that project. I saw it performed live with Tim Robbins and that guy from the Roots. Hella tight.
Jan 28th
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Hiiiiiiii,
victoriaisamess: Obama said “jobs” an awful lot didn’t he? OMG GUYS. aww man, somebody played the drinking game tonight! I was at work. Boo.
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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WAIT WHAT
I was skipping through the required pages of Of Plymouth Plantation to get to the end so I could tell people I’d technically finished the reading and I CAME ACROSS THIS: There was a youth whose name was Thomas Granger. He was servant to an honest man of Duxbury, being about 16 or 17 years of age. (His father and mother lived at the same time at Scituate.) He was this year detected of...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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awhit asked: ok how do i get one of these? all i have is a formspring.me....
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Dear Puritans:
WHY are you the most DULL PEOPLE ON THE WHOLE PLANET. I have read twenty pages of your bullshit. And you know what I remember from it? SQUANTO. That’s it. Other than maybe that one poem by Anne Bradstreet, everything in American literature up to the gothic is SO FUCKING BORING. For serious.
Jan 27th
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awhit asked: how did i get so lucky to get you as my best friend?
Jan 27th
mijatovic asked: Hi, I wish people would ask me questions too. I take it you are in college studying English or some other liberal arts subject. So what do you plan to do with this background? Write a book? I'd love to do that one day. Also, have you ever taken a calculus course? If so was it challenging?
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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No one ever asks me questions :(
Fix this?
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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John Edwards has a sex tape →
dubiousmerchant: vrelevant: WHAT NO my petty problems pale in comparison to this. THIS IS THE WORLD’S PROBLEM. THE TAPE MUST BE DESTROYED. Somebody round up the Fellowship! Perhaps the Fellowship should consist of celebrities who have also had sex tapes, for they truly know the dangers.  Paris, Tommy Lee and Pamela, pretty sure there’s one involving Scott Stapp… c’mon, pop-culture-heads....
Jan 26th
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John Edwards has a sex tape →
WHAT NO my petty problems pale in comparison to this. THIS IS THE WORLD’S PROBLEM. THE TAPE MUST BE DESTROYED. Somebody round up the Fellowship!
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th