February 2011
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I think I'm in love with this class.
We have to write a two page short story every week. Do you know how easy two pages is? I finished in, like, an hour, and it’s got characters and a narrative arc and everything. That is just SO goddamn satisfying.
January 2011
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MY YELLOW BOOTS ARE HERE AND THEY ARE AMAZEBALLS
Oh frabjous day, callooh, calley!
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Note to writers:
In your proposal, don’t ever mention Twilight. Ever. At all. I don’t care what your book is about. Don’t.
ESPECIALLY don’t mention Twilight if you’re also a god loving first time writer mom who writes in the first person about angels. No no no no, no.
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eternal-phoenix asked: Henry Cavill. HENRY CAVILL. That man is the most beautiful and talented actor on the PLANET. He is fabulous AND I LOVE HIM.
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Also you know what's cool?
When you find out months later that you’re not crazy and you did kiss that guy in Ireland while you were incredibly drunk!
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While we watch football and stare at Megan Fox, women in this country are...
– - Is it her cleavage or her soul? (via notentirely)
Interesting article. It makes some lame gender assumptions about the madonna/whore complex and fails to take into account the parts of the Esquire shoot that aren’t all about the sex, but the idea that popular culture is teaching men to act...
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Something about Jesse Eisenberg's SNL monologue...
I think it’s his arm movements.
Can we also talk about how Zuckerberg actually is awkberg. SO AWKBERG. Wow. At least he’s taking it in stride, I guess.
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30 Rock – SVU Cross Over →
devanclara:
30 Rock is planning a Law and Order: SVU cross over! It doesn’t look like a huge part but some of the SVU characters will be stopping by 30 Rock. MV posted three videos (under the cut) of behind the scene footage. No word on when the episode will air or what exactly will be going down, but meanwhile rejoice SVU fans and speculate away!
OH
MY
GOD
THEY’RE WATCHING ME
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good news, everyone!
i think my not-yet-a-cold is already dissipating! I’m feeling a lot better than I did when I woke up this morning, at least. And I’m not stuffy right now. I just have the scratchy throat, but that’s always the first symptom to appear so it would make sense that it’s the last to disappear, right?
Man, if I beat this cold, I’m gonna feel so awesome. Literally. I always...
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You know what IS good about getting sick?
It makes you really, really excited for simple things, like soup and tissues and tea.
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So I think I'm definitely coming with something.
Of course, every time I start going to the gym regularly I get sick. Which sucks because I’ve been meticulously washing my hands this time! Don’t people know you’re not supposed to go to the gym when you’re sick? Stop getting me sick!
It might just be a coincidence, though… it has the coldest winter in the history of winters or whatever, and I’ve been outside a...
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Shit, I am coming down with something.
I had like 10,000 mg of Vitamin C today, though. Of course that was before I found out on the internet that the body only uses 500 and can only handle 2,000 and that I could end up with kidney stones.
Greaaat. Well I know now, at least?
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Mariska Hargitay is FORTY-SEVEN?
What the ACTUAL fuck. FORTY SEVEN!
How? What? IS it Botox? How does she… my GOD!
The woman is a sorceress. That’s just the only way it’s possible.
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everytime i hear people wanting to legalize...
awhit:inspiredbyyou:
i say, sure, but what about legalizing human rights first? i’ve said this before.
and it’s sick.
THIS.
Sorry Annie, but I really need to disagree with you here.This statement does so much more harm than good.
I used to canvas for gay rights. Every once in a while I would talk to somebody who would say something like, “While this is a worthy cause, it’s not...
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Food baby.
Blergle.
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ATTENTION WRITERS
It’s whip LASH. Not whip FLASH. You don’t flash people with whips.
… Although that would make for some very good Indiana Jones-based erotica.
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Fuck you, Kings of Leon. They’re self-centered assholes, and they missed the big...
– Glee creator Ryan Murphy’s response to Kings Of Leon’s refusal to grant rights for one of their songs to appear on Glee, from the Hollywood Reporter. Apparently deciding that you have enough money and declining the “privilege” of having your song neutered to serve some saccharine pseudo-storyline...
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I know you're already sick of me liveblogging the...
But I totally just remembered that I definitely used to watch the animated version of this show as a kid and now I am absolutely going to go download it. This is exciting and awesome.
Edit: A SECRET MESSAGE FROM MY TEETH! I am in love.